Have you ever heard of …
Have you ever heard of a tick of teachers,
Or a sitting-down of chairs?
Have you ever heard of a circus of baboons,
Or a wilderness of bears?
Have you ever heard of an ambush of tigers,
Or an inkingness of pens?
Have you ever heard of a pride of ants,
Or a chitter-chatter of hens?
Have you ever heard of a sound of noises,
Or a patch of numbers?
Have you ever heard of a clack of clocks,
Or a batch of cucumbers?
Have you ever heard of a flame of fires,
Or a solidness of stone?
Have you ever heard of a daftness of dogs,
Or a chillingness of bone?
Have you ever heard of a deliciousness of burgers,
Or a splintering of wood?
Have you ever heard of a scratch of itches,
Or a murkiness of mud?
Have you ever heard of a led of pencils,
Or a liquidness of water?
Have you ever heard of a leaf of plants,
Or a coldness of slaughter?
By Riley Aumonier